Our new "wellness" plan

Our school HR department has started a new wellness program that offers a lot of things. Last month I got a flu shot. Next month, we all get to have cholesterol screening, blood pressure, etc. Good stuff. THIS month, they are starting a "Maintain, don't gain" program, encouraging everyone to come out of the holiday season at the same size, weight and general body density at which we started. The holiday parties and goodies are starting to roll in, which will make it extremely difficult. We lost our chef at the middle school, however, and the lunches are not up to our usual standards. Could make the whole season a wash, really.