Jerkface parents

Dear (Admissions Director),

Mr. (jerkface) was the man who was dropping off bagels and blocking your car this morning as you were trying to leave to get to the US. He was VERY rude to me when I said, “Excuse me, sir, but you are blocking Mrs. (Admissions Director) who has to get to a VERY important presentation at the Upper School.” His response was that we ALL have important things to do and ALL of our time is valuable. I didn't have the heart to tell him that YOU had a meeting with Mikhail Gorbachev, but I DID refrain from punching him in the face!

(Her response - "You are TOO cute!")