What NOT to give for VD

The 10 Most Spectacularly Awful Gifts You Can Give Your Girlfriend for Valentine's Day
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
By C. Spencer Beggs

Glow-in-the-Dark Lingerie
Remote-Controlled Wind-Breaking Teddy Bear
Stripper Pole
Ridiculous Footwear
Naming a Star After Her
A Knockoff Handbag
Taser C2
A Four-Course Meal at White Castle
Chocolate Gone Wrong
A Wedding Ring

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Then there's MY personal favorite: Buy your wife ONE Pez dispenser and while she's happily playing with it, ecstatic over your thoughtfulness, tell her you couldn't decide between the pink one and the red one. She'll LOVE the fact that you didn't spring for the extra $1.99 and get BOTH!