We had stir-fry for lunch at school yesterday. (The egg rolls were ESPECIALLY delectable!) The best part is the big box of fortune cookies. I've always found it entertaining to add the words "in bed" to the end of any fortune, hoping that when my fortune DOES become to reality (as it ALWAYS does! LOL) it will have a little extra spark.
Yesterdays fortune: A feather in the hand is better than a bird in the air. (in bed)
Translation: Kinky sex is ALWAYS better than a lover flipping you off as he leaves the bedroom.
Sorry. It's the best I could do.
2 years ago
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