Elias: Well, as it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into robots aren’t really that blasphemous, because my pastors says that machines can turn into other machines, and it’s not a slight against God.
Randal: Transformers are a total slight against God inasmuch as God sent His only begotten son to die on the cross to redeem mankind and all we did to pay him back was make terrible fucking cartoons like the Transformers.
Elias: Well, ‘cause at Bible camp, we made this flow chart which kind of like, proved or whatever, that since God created Man and man created Transformers, the Transformers are a gift from God, Randal.
Randal: No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the Beast we call the desolate one.
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Clerks 2
2 years ago
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