Do YOU have talent?

Dear Precious,

D and I are watching "America's Got Talent" (which it really doesn't, but the show sells commercials, therefore it exists) and we're watching a ventriloquist's dummy singing a duet with Kermit the Frog (because the ventriloquist isn't singing himself - I'm watching his lips and they aren't moving!).

I told him that ventriloquists scare me; he told me you are a ventriloquist, which I think I remember, but I think I forgot. I've decided that New Year's may have to be "Bing's friends have talent by the pool." What do you think?

Maybe it's the merlot talking, but I think this e-mail would make a great post.