Monday, November 13, 2006

7th graders and spam

A letter from Dean Bing:

To my darling 7th grade students,

As your Dean, it has been brought to my attention that some of you are forwarding a a chain letter entitled "Cute." Let me point out a few things to you:
1. This is called "spamming" which is a direct violation of our school's computer use agreement. If you are found spamming, you face a one week computer suspension.
2. You will NOT get kissed on Friday by the love of your life because you opened this chain letter. You're 12 years old; you haven't even begun to live, let alone love.
3. Your crush will NOT ask you out if you don't break the chain; Your crush is ALSO 12 years old and has not yet learned how to navigate romantic relationships. Many 40 year olds are still working through this and it has nothing to do with broken chain letters.
4. You will NOT have bad luck for the rest of your life if you don't forward the chain to at least 10 people by midnight. You'll have bad luck from the Dean if you do. Which is worse? I thought so!

Get back to work!
Love,
Dean Bing

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What does school policy say about bloggin during school hours on school computers?

Anonymous said...

Dean Bing for president!

Anonymous said...

I second Bing for pres!

Bing said...

Personal computer...school uses BC, I prefer Mac. I believe the school policy on bloggin during school hours is that same as sleeping through class if you teach drama...not such a big deal!