My life as a movie

Saw Little Miss Sunshine last week with friends, but it hit a little close to home.
1. My sister did the pageant scene when she was younger.
2. I have a family member of questionable sexual orientation (but WE'RE not allowed to talk about it)
3. My family left me behind. Twice. Once when I was 8, at McDonald's. Once when I was 14, and on crutches. True story.

Still, it's a great story. Go see it. NOW!