Studio 54

We have a new building opening up soon at school. Subsequently, they've been testing the fire alarm almost daily for two weeks. Flashing lights, sirens and the ever-annoying precorded Slim Shady-esque announcement "Can I have your attention, please? There has been a fire reported on your floor...." We've been told to ignore them. Meanwhile, I'm ready to have a seizure due to the flashing lights. But today, I discovered that if you go into the bathroom and turn out the lights, it's like Studio 54 in the 70's, minus the coke. At least I think it is. I was but a child back then.