Lucy Ricardo Reincarnate

My mom is a certified dingbat. Remember how last year she sent my birthday e-card early, but it said, “Hope you HAD a great birthday” and then sent me a PAPER card in the mail that arrived 6 weeks late because she put the wrong address on it and it got returned to her because she couldn't find my address even though I have lived in the same house since 1991? Tonight I called to ask her for her neighbor/best friend’s phone number. She gave it to me. It was wrong.