Cirque de "La Flea"

I've angered the fleas. They have called in reinforcements. It's like a little flea circus, only I seem to be the only clown. Peanut has not exactly TAKEN to flea baths, but she tolerates them as she knows she feels better afterwards. My next strategic move is planned for Monday. Top secret. I'd give you the details but then I would have to kill you. Earnest (the cat) has not a single flea. He sits on the couch and mocks. He got his; he didn't come in last night when I told him it was bedtime. It rained all night and he had to hid under the bushes. Stupid feline!