Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Did you hear ...

the one about the guy who was caught boarding a plane with a "suspicious" device in his bag. Seems he was traveling with his mother and didn't want her to know he was carrying his penis pump with him. So he told the security screeners it was a bomb and now faces up to 3 years in prison.

Wouldn't Viagra be a better option? In any case, he needs to know not to eat the Honey Buns in prison.

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