My morning prayer

Dear Lord,

So far today, I am doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent. I have not whined, complained, cursed nor eaten any chocolate. I have charged nothing on my credit card.

BUT I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think that I will really need your help then.

AMEN!